January 2012
13 posts
Peanut butter sandwiches= chest pains
Got like an hour through Dune before switching to Ace Ventura.
“(Dune) the runt of David Lynch’s litter”- Some guy on imdb
Last night I dreamt I paraphrased the entire plot of the Scarlet Letter to someone. I’ve never even read it, so I went on WIkipedia to read the plot synopsis and I was almost spot on.
Selling My Clothes →
December 2011
8 posts
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
witharrowheads asked: WHATS GOING ON
November 2011
13 posts
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Simple, Vegan, Soy Free, Fat Free, Summer Dinner...
-Get a tin of peaches
-Put it in the fridge before you go to work
-when you get home open the can and chug the contents
co-stanza replied to your photo: bad har day
when did I start following tim burton?????
ZING!
October 2011
9 posts
licknuke asked: (private question - do you have msn or whatever - wanna chat bby asl~ i m 14/m/california i like to go to beeches and rollask8)
licknuke asked: HOW LONG U GONE 4
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I cut my face open
lawl
September 2011
24 posts
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